Since it's called "Beano", you took it thinking it would make you fart more. I heard that when you found out that Beano reduces farts instead of increasing them, you were very angry and thought about filing a lawsuit. You even contacted a lawyer but were told you would lose. The lawyer refused to take your case, which made you even angrier.
I've never purchased any Beano or used Beano. I'm sure you're very familiar with it though.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you're so flatulent Dervy. Beano is supposed to cut back your flatulence, Dervy. Your ancestor Adolf had bad cases of farting, Dervy.
DeleteSince it's called "Beano", you took it thinking it would make you fart more. I heard that when you found out that Beano reduces farts instead of increasing them, you were very angry and thought about filing a lawsuit. You even contacted a lawyer but were told you would lose. The lawyer refused to take your case, which made you even angrier.
ReplyDeleteYou did what, Dervy? You got angry and filed a lawsuit against Beano? Boy! You really made a fool of yourself.
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