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Friday, November 21, 2025

Funny Friday Clips

๐Ÿ”บChili Dog๐Ÿ”บ

Remix Bros:  "Presidential Debate 2024"

The Funnies aren't over until the fat sows squeal!

๐Ÿ”บSome real footage๐Ÿ”บ
๐Ÿ”บof the debate๐Ÿ”บ
Rita Panahi and Paul Murray react to the debate.
 

Fugees Rapper Pras Michel Receives 14-Year Sentence For Illegal Contributions Tied To Obama Campaign

Grammy-winning rapper Prakazrel "Pras" Michel of the Fugees was sentenced on Thursday to 14 years in prison for a case in which he was convicted of illegally funneling millions of dollars in foreign contributions to former President Barack Obama's 2012 reelection campaign. 

Michel, 52, declined to address the court before U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly sentenced him.





In April 2023, a federal jury convicted Michel of 10 counts, including conspiracy and acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign government. The trial in Washington, D.C., included testimony from actor Leonardo DiCaprio and former Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

Justice Department prosecutors said federal sentencing guidelines recommended a life sentence for Michel, whom they said "betrayed his country for money" and "lied unapologetically and unrelentingly to carry out his schemes."

"His sentence should reflect the breadth and depth of his crimes, his indifference to the risks to his country, and the magnitude of his greed," they wrote.

Defense attorney Peter Zeidenberg said his client's 14-year sentence is "completely disproportionate to the offense." Michel will appeal his conviction and sentence, according to his lawyer.


Zeidenberg had recommended a three-year prison sentence. A life sentence would be an "absurdly high" punishment for Michel, given that it is typically reserved for deadly terrorists and drug cartel leaders, Michel's attorneys said in a court filing.

"The Government's position is one that would cause Inspector Javert to recoil and, if anything, simply illustrates just how easily the Guidelines can be manipulated to produce absurd results, and how poorly equipped they are, at least on this occasion, to determine a fair and just sentence," they wrote.

Michel, a Brooklyn native whose parents immigrated to the U.S. from Haiti, was a founding member of the Fugees along with childhood friends Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean. Their hip-hop band won two Grammy Awards and sold tens of millions of albums.

Michel obtained more than $120 million from Malaysian billionaire Low Taek Jho — also known as Jho Low — and steered some of that money through straw donors to Obama's campaign.




Michel said during trial that he viewed Low's payments as "free money," and accepted the millions over the course of nine months to help Low secure a photo op with Obama. He said under oath at the time that no one told him such payments toward political donations could have been unlawful or violations of campaign finance laws.  


The Justice Department also charged Michel with serving as an unregistered foreign agent for China, alleging that in 2017 he sought to sway the Trump administration to halt its probe into Low and to extradite a Chinese government target living in the U.S. That individual, dissident Miles Guo, was charged in New York in a billion-dollar fraud case and is still in custody.



Low, who has lived in China, was one of the primary financiers of "The Wolf of Wall Street," a movie starring DiCaprio. Low is a fugitive but has maintained his innocence.

"Low's motivation for giving Mr. Michel money to donate was not so that he could achieve some policy objective. Instead, Low simply wanted to obtain a photograph with himself and then-President Obama," Michel's attorneys wrote.





In August 2024, the judge rejected Michel's request for a new trial based in part on his defense attorney's use of a generative artificial intelligence program during his closing of the trial's arguments. The judges said that and other trial errors didn't amount to a serious miscarriage of justice.


Robert Legare contributed to this report.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Copyright ©2025 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved.

AOC Attacks Tulsi Gabbard...OOPS!


 


Funny Friday: Porch Pirates


 


Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Lefties Losing It And More...


 








It's been Dervish Proofed!

United Spot: Client List

Oh Dervish?  It's real!
The Bogey's gonna getcha!

Mid Week Music...


 When In Rome:  "The Promise"
A Flock Of Seagulls:  "The More You Live The More You Love"
Real McCoy:  "Another Night"


Tuesday, November 18, 2025

BOOOOM BOOOOM!

๐Ÿ”บDervish Sanders' inbred cousins & uncle๐Ÿ”บ
 
๐Ÿ”บOrange Man Bad๐Ÿ”บ

Monday, November 17, 2025

Al Bundy On Porch Pirates...


"A fat sow came to my porch to grab Peg's jumbo order of Bon Bons today..."



"Nobody steals my Bon Bons and gets away with it."

Funny Remix Bros Releases...


 




Sunday, November 16, 2025

Sunday Fun Day

Pet Shop Boys featuring Dusty Springfield:  "What Have I Done To Deserve This?"

Newcleus:  "Jam On It"
Soul Asylum:  "Runaway Train"
Van McCoy:  "The Hustle"
Boy Meets Girl:  "Waiting For A Star To Fall"
Rick Astley:  "Never Gonna give You Up"
Swingout Sister:  "Breakout"
M People:  "One Night In Heaven"
Chumbawumba:  "Tub Thumper"






 

Sunday Funnies: UpChuck Schumer Throws A Temper Tantrum


 


๐Ÿ”บCrying Chuckles is throwing a hissyfit.๐Ÿ”บ
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Dumbest Liberal Criminals And Protestors...


 

๐Ÿ”บBlue Man Bad!๐Ÿ”บ
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Oh My!


Lefties Losing It: Mamala H⁰bama Hairballz Empoxx..


 

Friday, November 14, 2025

Marine Boy EP 1


 

All That Glitters Isn't Gold๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

The Cash Cow๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Turning the state to blue?
๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ
Pinko Fat Cow gets mooed!
๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Don't turn blue!  It's bad news if you do!
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

 

Thursday, November 13, 2025

Senator John Fetterman Takes A Fall


“During an early morning walk, Senator Fetterman sustained a fall near his home in Braddock,” his spokesperson said in a statement. “Out of an abundance of caution, he was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh.”  Diamond & Silk

May God Almighty cover Senator John Fetterman with His Healing Hands and help him recover quickly without serious lasting disabilities.

No Wonder Why Chuckles Visited Epstein Island


 




What did UpChuck Schumer marry?
No Wonder why he's miserable!
Perhaps that's why he fled to Epstein Island and molested girls?
Still a bad move, Crying Chuckles!

Thursday Funnies...


 





Throwback Thursday: Remix Bros


 



Monday, November 10, 2025

Nanshee Wants To Visit Peppa Pig World


 
Nanshee wants to visit Peppa Pig World

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today?


 Okay, so I added some extra salt.  Pass the popcorn, please!  ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฟ


Maybe I'll have some salsa and chips too!  The party has just started!  The big screen has some funny home movies showing.



What does Austin have to say about this?








Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Tres Bimbos Seรฑoritas


 Oh look!  Dervish's sorority boys!

Liberals Wish Death Upon President Donald Trump Again

Wishing death upon those you hate has a way of backfiring, Liberals.  NEVER wish death upon anyone.  It's one thing to wish justice if someone is suspected of wrongdoing; it's another to wish death because you hate someone for no reason at all.
 

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today?


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Tuesday Funnies