An Open Letter To The Enemies Of The Blog:

Hello liberal blog enemies! Let me re-introduce myself to all of you who hate my team mates and me. MY NAME IS EARL! My friends call me Porky because I cook the ultimate bacon! I'm known as Porky Da Baddass, the Baddest Blogger when it comes to matching wits with you liberal trolls. I got good news and bad news for you: The Good News… The Donkey's Revenge Blog has returned! The guys at Google saw through the FAKE ACCUSATIONS leveled against this site and restored it AGAIN! The Bad News: Why HELLO "Fartbreath Dervish" and Irl … (psst, Irl, remember me when you got me banned from Google about 8 or 9 years ago? The staff changed, and the slobs who banned me are gone.) YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T MESS AROUND WITH A BROTHA, PLAYERS! You tried to shut down my bro' Don's blog by falsely accusing the team of harassing you two DUMB & DUMBER crackas! My Buddahead bro Mystere filed the latest appeal to get this blog back up, CRACKAS! While you two asswipes run a bunch of hate blogs, I, along with 3 team players run some funny sites to laugh at your type of braindead retorts. Your hate is going to catch up to you and your nimrods, Dervish and Irl. Your buddies Rational Nation USA and Ducky's Here would be wise to steer clear of you two buttwipes. That Fluff piece Ducky is a real PLATYPUSSY, a sour old closet queen. I read some of the posts on the sites that Mystere, Rattrapper and Donkey's Revenge participate in, but I choose not to comment. I have no patience for watching you and your buddies beating off with each other, Dervish and Irl. Oh by the way Irl, you shouldn't be playing with your lunch while gobbling it down in front of your buddies at the Chevy plant. Choking on that piece of undercooked coq while drunk on the VINO makes you subject to being the humiliated butt of jokes.