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Monday, August 11, 2025

Lizzo Gets Triggered By Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Jeans Ad


Assface Lizzo

Lizzo, do us a favor:
Put a mask on!
We don't want to see your face!
Oh wait, that's your assface you're showing.
Put on a pair of oversized bags or a pair of fat women's pants.
 

6 comments:

  1. Lots of people want to see Lizzo's face. How do you think she became famous? OMG, you're stupid.

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    1. No one wants to see her Assface, Derpish. She needs one of several possible things to cover it up from behind. Either find a pair of oversized fat women's pants to cover it, find a decent length skirt to wear or find a Mumu to cover that blubbery carcass.

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    2. By the way, I had to do some serious work to make sure Lizzo's bottom face presentable on Blogger, as you can see. That was a bigly improvement over the original video screen cap where Lizzo made a real ASS of herself.

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    1. Your kind of trash squandered huge sums of loot on her trash, Buttwipe Dervish.

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