Porch pirates stole dildos and other sex toys you had delivered and left at your doorstep, eh? That could explain why you've been obsessed with porch pirates recently.
You ordered a bunch of gay sex toys, Flingo-Og al-Dervish bin §atan-§ander$666? Some sexless fugly fat sows and fat queertards have been stealing them from your gay brothel porch? That's why you're so flustered and flatulent eh?
Porch pirates stole dildos and other sex toys you had delivered and left at your doorstep, eh? That could explain why you've been obsessed with porch pirates recently.
ReplyDeleteYou ordered a bunch of gay sex toys, Flingo-Og al-Dervish bin §atan-§ander$666? Some sexless fugly fat sows and fat queertards have been stealing them from your gay brothel porch? That's why you're so flustered and flatulent eh?
DeleteNo. I was speculating that happened to you. From your reply, it seems I guessed correctly.
ReplyDeleteMy house is too far from the road. Nobody would chance stealing from my porch.