PETA BEAR
Monday, July 31, 2023
The Bogey's Gonna Getcha! The Bogey's Gonna Getcha!
Thursday, July 27, 2023
Dervish Feels The Death Angel...
A$$FACE FARTBREATH DERVI$H BIN §ATAN-§ANDER$666 has been feeling the Death Angel coming after him. His sins of casting curses against the Trump family have been catching up to him as they've boomeranged back at him. As he continues to curse Trump, his suffering becomes more unbearable to him. Yet he continues to hurl insults at Mystere on Cleveland Foxers. Mystere sent me a few gems today and earlier this week:
But wait! It becomes even wilder and crazier as Dervish continues.
FARTBREATH A$$FACE DERVI$H BIN §ATAN-§ANDER$666's Grand Delusions keep getting worse for him. It's no surprise he fears for his life now.
Someone who comments as Dervish Sanders' Death Angel keeps getting into Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666's head every time. Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666 baselessly accuses me and Mystere of being the gal or guy posting as Dervish Sanders' Death Angel. Hey Dervy, when I want to say something to you, I use my account. Mystere also comes on and says things when he is led to say something. Whoever the so called "Death Angel" is, he or she is getting into your head.😄😄😄😄😄
Your pants pooper needs to stop chomping down all those Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream cones. He keeps farting long and loud cow farts in public and poops his pants regularly.
Your Death Angel keeps trying to protect you from the one you worship, Fartbreath A$$FACE DERVI$H BIN §ATAN-§ANDER$666.Your hoochie mama will be feeling soooo bigly sad when you take an early dirt nap because you chose not to repent of your sins.
Wednesday, July 26, 2023
Dervish? Where Art Thou?
Where art thou, oh Assface Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666? Your idol is in the pants and hands of that Chinese warlord. You are so proud of that warmongering White China man.
Monday, July 24, 2023
Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666'$ Temper Tantrum
Resorting to name calling and wishing death upon someone you hate, A§§face Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666? And you have the gall to accuse Mystere and me of baseless namecalling? You asked for it and got it in your face!
You're the evil one, A§§face Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666! You wished death upon Franco before he went home to Heaven. You accuse me of wishing death upon your pooches? Your dogs croaked because it was their time to leave this planet. Mystere and I never wish harm upon any creature. How many times did the ASPCA raid your stinky swamp?
Your clown show candidates you get tingles up your legs over are going to end up in the political dumpster very soon, and perhaps an early grave if they continue to poke God in His Eyes.
Your fake links to accuse Mystere and me of some replies failed! And for the record, whoever the guy called "Dervish Sanders' Death Angel" is, that guy is sending you warnings to stop poking God in the eye before you end up in a spot you'll never wiggle out of. Why do you keep blaming God for all your health issues? Have you asked God for healing? If so, why haven't you gotten healed or any relief from your health issues? Are you sure you didn't open the door for Satan to bonk you around? You constantly fling curses against the Trump family, wishing they would get killed in some manner. You wish death upon people when they don't deserve it. Flinging curses has a way of boomeranging back at the worst possible moment. I will never push curses against anyone. Neither will Mystere.
Crooks And Liars: Our Own John Amato Recovering From Car Accident
By Frances Langum — July 21, 2023
Word came from C&L management Wednesday that our own John Amato had been in a car accident. The email read, "Sounds like he was sandwiched between the Lexus on the right and some other bigass car on the left -- Lexus hit him, and then he slammed on brakes and hit the guy on the left, jamming his knee in the process."
While all of the staff here expressed worry and concern, we knew within an hour that Amato was in the hospital, stable, and having X-rays on his knee.
Oh no! John's beloved old beemer is totaled! And his knee isn't doing too well!
That's when we thought about the old car. John's old BMW is over 20 years old. As one staffer put it, "That's the fear I live with. Old car from the 90s, please don't hit me. Because anything will be a total."
John will be in the hospital for a couple of days getting physical and occupational therapy. Then there will be the insurance nightmare to deal with.
Wednesday, July 19, 2023
More Misadventures Of Moonbeam And Gaffing Gavin Nuisance - (Dedicated To Nordikgirl)
Tuesday, July 18, 2023
Dervish Throws Another Infantile Temper Tantrum 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Ha ha! Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666, you screwed your pooch! You claim Democrats never voted to slaughter babies?