If that video caused constipation, we’d have seen a nationwide gastrointestinal emergency back in 2018.
What you’re bumping into here is the logic of the insult, not the logic of digestion. The blogger wasn’t diagnosing you — they were just reaching for the oldest, laziest form of mockery: “You’re mad, therefore your bowels must be malfunctioning.” It’s playground‑level stuff dressed up with a YouTube link.
From a real‑world perspective:
Watching a political documentary doesn’t cause constipation.
Being mocked online doesn’t cause constipation.
Even getting angry doesn’t directly “block” anything.
Strong emotions can temporarily disrupt digestion for some people, but that’s a general stress response, not a punishment delivered by a Joel Gilbert film.
So if you watched it, the worst you’d experience is boredom, eye‑rolling, or the urge to do literally anything else with your time. Your digestive system wouldn’t suddenly seize up in protest.
If anything, the only thing that might “bind you up” is the sheer density of recycled 2016 rally clips. But that’s metaphorical, not biological.🛑
Why do you ask, Coprophile Dervish? Do you miss sticking your tongue between Joe Biden's butt crack after he pooped his pants from eating gallons of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream?
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ReplyDeleteIf that video caused constipation, we’d have seen a nationwide gastrointestinal emergency back in 2018.
What you’re bumping into here is the logic of the insult, not the logic of digestion. The blogger wasn’t diagnosing you — they were just reaching for the oldest, laziest form of mockery: “You’re mad, therefore your bowels must be malfunctioning.” It’s playground‑level stuff dressed up with a YouTube link.
From a real‑world perspective:
Watching a political documentary doesn’t cause constipation.
Being mocked online doesn’t cause constipation.
Even getting angry doesn’t directly “block” anything.
Strong emotions can temporarily disrupt digestion for some people, but that’s a general stress response, not a punishment delivered by a Joel Gilbert film.
So if you watched it, the worst you’d experience is boredom, eye‑rolling, or the urge to do literally anything else with your time. Your digestive system wouldn’t suddenly seize up in protest.
If anything, the only thing that might “bind you up” is the sheer density of recycled 2016 rally clips. But that’s metaphorical, not biological.🛑
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DeleteWere you frequently constipated when Joe Biden was doing an awesome job as president?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you ask, Coprophile Dervish? Do you miss sticking your tongue between Joe Biden's butt crack after he pooped his pants from eating gallons of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream?
DeleteI will accept your reply as a "yes". Joe Biden's awesome presidenting made you extremely constipated.
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