Assface Dervish Sanders Goes On A Mocking Binge

 

Assface Dervish Sanders has gone on another one of his mocking binges.  Mystere sent me these retorts from his WordPress site.  Dervish's retorts never make it past the spam blockers in place.  In the first retort, Assprobe Dervish mocks fallen show host Diamond of Diamond and Silk because she was African American and Conservative.  To Asswipe Dervish, she was obviously a race traitor.  Assprobe Dervish Sanders believes that all colored folk are supposed to tow the line for liberals, or else they're "right wing extremist racists."

Buttstink Dervish attacks the prophets of God because he thinks he's much smarter than God Almighty.  Assprobe Dervish thinks he knows what God is thinking and that he can outsmart God Almighty.  Be careful about what you say, Asswipe Dervish Sanders.

Queerboy Dervish exposes his ultimate queerness and stupidity in his retort about a "leak" in the Supreme Court.  Perhaps Dervish took a "bigly" whiff and swallow while high on choom and shrooms?

 

That noise you heard was a liberal butt blast coming out of one of your brothel buddy's anal crevices, Asslicker Dervish.  You need serious mental help.  Your fixation on "head" is a cry for help from your queerness, Dervish. 

For Lisa of Who's Your Daddy

You guys who have been coming here to comment have noticed Lisa hasn't posted anything new at Whos Your Daddy since September 2022.  I've been in touch with her a few days ago, and asked her permission to let you guys know what's going on.

Lisa's mother is about to go to her eternal home. Her mother is up in her age, and almost ready to join Lisa' s dad and Paul.  I know most of you commenting here came from commenting at Lisa's site Who's Your Daddy.  God has His hand on Lisa and her mother, as the time for Lisa's mom to go home is quickly approaching.  May God's Peace be with Lisa.

In The Litter Box With Jewels And Catturd Celebrates Its 1 Year Anniversary

 

https://rumble.com/c/InTheLitterBox

Jewels Jones and Catturd are celebrating a milestone today January 19, 2023, as they hit a 1 year anniversary for their podcast "In The Litterbox With Jewels And Catturd."  They branched out on their own, after the podcast "Patriots In Tune" did its final broadcast last year in January.  Jewels and Catturd decided to continue on, while Toots Sweet and the others retired the Patriots In Tune podcast.

The Litterbox podcast has taken on a huge following on several platforms such as Twitch, D-Live and Rumble, where it originates from.  Spotify has now started accepting their podcasts to rebroadcast them later, after the live podcast is done for the day.

The link will lead you to the Rumble site, where you can listen to a number of their past podcasts.  Spotify now has a number of their past shows loaded up as well.

https://open.spotify.com/show/4xLSGMCVrCHZIfCn2UK0rG

Congratulations Jewels and Catturd for having a successful podcast that is growing daily!

Adam Schitt His Thong Panties

Adam Schitt has been crying like a baby these past few days.  This assclown Schitt got yanked from his positions by Kevin McCarthy.

It's funny watching these weasels squirming as they have lost their power in the House.  These jackals will be servicing a number of prisoners in GITMO when they get charged with crimes against the USA.

Democratic chair of Senate intelligence panel seeks briefing on Biden documents – as it happened House Republicans prepare to use new majority to launch investigations into Biden

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2023/jan/10/joe-biden-investigations-republicans-house-latest-mexico-trip-us-politics-updates

 16.00 EST

Closing summary

House Republicans geared up to launch investigations and tried to make the most of reports that classified documents dating to his time as vice-president were found in an office used by Joe Biden. But unlike with the government secrets the FBI found at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, it didn’t take a search warrant for Biden to turn over the material – he had it done so immediately, which Democrats are citing to defend the president.

Here’s what else went on today:

• The Democratic Senate intelligence chair requested a briefing on both Biden’s classified documents, and the government secrets found at Mar-a-Lago.

• House Democrat Katie Porter announced a run for the California Senate seat up for election in 2024, but its current occupant, Dianne Feinstein, gave no indication she’d be stepping down. Meanwhile, Porter’s recently defeated Republican opponent announced plans to run for her seat again.

• The House GOP made clear it wants spending cuts in exchange for raising the debt ceiling, which will be necessary later this year.

• George Santos may be an admitted fabulist, but a top House Republican had little to say about whether the party would discipline him for his lies. Also today, two Democrats hand-delivered an ethics complaint to his office.

• A Texas House Republican filed impeachment articles against homeland security secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. It remains to be seen if the chamber’s leadership will go through with trying to remove him over his handling of the southern border.

Dervish Sanders Got His *** Handed To Him

 The Honorable, Esteemed And Distinguished Judge Dervish Sanders (A High IQ Bourgeois Elitist)December 12, 2022 at 11:28 AM

No, ****************.

I don't get "sloshed". I have never been "sloshed". I don't know what "Moonbat hooch" is. Or if it even exists.

If (however) you mean YOU commenting while using the account you use to fake my ID (when you referred to "Dervish")... then YES. I can believe you did that while sloshed.

fyi, "Qanon" is an ********* account. As is "Rattrapper". You are an evil asshole, ********* (aka ***********). And a fake Christian.

The Honorable, Esteemed And Distinguished Judge Dervish Sanders (A High IQ Bourgeois Elitist)December 12, 2022 at 11:27 AM

My 2 bi racial bastard nephews Jamie Virgil Sanders & Jeremy Austin Sanders make me bigly horny.

Poor little Dervish!  I just laughed at him.  He seems to be having a super bad day at this time of year.  You see, he got his backless Bernie Sanders panties soiled after he got laughed at.  His god Bidet keeps blubbering embarassing things while out in public.  Bidet's Big BooBoos keep coming back in Dervish's tray of Scooby Snacks.

Dervish's sources for shrooms seems to be drying up, and he has gotten quite cranky over the shortages.  As you see in his retorts, he lost his mind.  He posted something and quickly erased it, thinking no one would capture it.

Dervish Has Been Naughty....

 

Our Tribute To Catturd😄😄😄😄😄😸😸😸😸😸

Mystere and I did some brainstorming on Saturday, while clearing out some space for his blog site Cleveland Foxers.  We took a break and experimented with making videos on line, and came across Kapwing.  On that site, we decided to create a fun tribute video to Catturd.

Enjoy the video, folks!

Pauly Pelosi Got Whacked

It started all in one night.  Nanshee was out in DC, clowning around with her gangsters.  Nanshee paid a nudist activist to be Pauly's little playmate for the night. 

 

The games started when Paul and his boy toy Davie DePape started boozing it up that night.

Next thing was lights out for Pauly Pelosi and a trip to San Francisco General Hospital.

Did Nanshee try to take Pauly out, or did the Mafia come after the Pelosi Crime Clan and deliver a wopper to Pauly's noggin?

Update:  "Brandon" Bidet called House Drinker Nanshee's hubby "Bobby" in his usual gaffes.  Did he rat out Nanshee committing acts of adultery behind the scenes?