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Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Tesla Stocks Surge After Tim Walz's Deranged Rant About Elon Musk



 

4 comments:

  1. Baloney. This didn't happen.

    Copilot: The claim that Tesla stocks surged after Tim Walz's comments about Elon Musk appears to be exaggerated or misrepresented. While Tesla's stock did experience a rebound recently [12 percent], it seems unrelated to Walz's remarks. Reports suggest that Walz made a joke about Tesla's stock decline, which drew criticism, but the stock's recovery is more likely tied to broader market factors and Tesla's business developments.

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    1. Get over it, butt probe Derpy. You're just angry because your bald queerboy isn't in the VP office. Go drink your horse juice.

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  2. fyi, I've never probed a butt. You likely do, on a daily basis. But I never have.

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    1. Wow! You just confessed about what you do daily, Derpish. But I will take the high road and give you the benefits of the doubt. You probably have to give yourself pain shots daily up you stinkhole, and you're constipated, needing to stimulate bowel movements by probing your joebidenhole.

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