Now now, Derpy! You're wheezing again. Take some slow and deep breaths. It's going to be okay. Jimmy is in Heaven, having a wonderful time in Heaven. He's making some awesome peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and having a Bigly banquet as he's visiting new places for the first time. He's about to start working side by side with Jesus Christ, master planning some beautiful mansions for others who are headed their way.
On the other hand, you should be very careful about your loose tongue and loose morals, Derpy. Satan's offer of a Bigly volcano at Fire Lake is a very bad deal, Derpwood Simple Sap Sanders. You have a free deal being offered to you, a Bigly First Edition Jimmy Carter designed heavenly mansion instead of that fiery molten Fire Lake volcano accompanied by permanent wheezing and gasping from the burning sulphur at the foothills.
I knew the death of Jimmy Carter would make you very happy.
ReplyDeleteNow now, Derpy! You're wheezing again. Take some slow and deep breaths. It's going to be okay. Jimmy is in Heaven, having a wonderful time in Heaven. He's making some awesome peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and having a Bigly banquet as he's visiting new places for the first time. He's about to start working side by side with Jesus Christ, master planning some beautiful mansions for others who are headed their way.
DeleteOn the other hand, you should be very careful about your loose tongue and loose morals, Derpy. Satan's offer of a Bigly volcano at Fire Lake is a very bad deal, Derpwood Simple Sap Sanders. You have a free deal being offered to you, a Bigly First Edition Jimmy Carter designed heavenly mansion instead of that fiery molten Fire Lake volcano accompanied by permanent wheezing and gasping from the burning sulphur at the foothills.
For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing, and they have no more reward, for the memory of them is forgotten. Ecclesiastes 9:5
ReplyDeleteJimmy Carter is not in Heaven. He is dead.
Oh Derpy! You really piled on the charges against you. Fire Lake is getting hotter.
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